cockbib

1. (cockbib) (8451↑, 67↓)

A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.

John is such a cockbib; he can't enjoy oral sex because he's too worried about getting spit in his buttcrack.

Author: Jello42 http://cockbib.urbanup.com/3984426

2. (cockbib) (3↑, 30↓)

A cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the penis is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.

Sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a cockbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female. Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived\!

Author: ranky TO http://cockbib.urbanup.com/6241811

Last updated: 2012.02.29